What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 23:59

A View to a Kill
-J W Pepper
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
How do you deal with a neighbor stealing?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
How do you write a letter to your uncle who sent you money for your birthday outfit?
You Only Live Twice
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die
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-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Goldfinger
-”Ah so!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Moonraker
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Octopussy
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Dr No